Many cretins around Trump are trying to “out” the Ukraine whistle-blower. Some of these dolts have been moderately successful: Donald-spawn Junior posted to twitter like a baller, naming-names and snatching wigs (I redacted the names in my tweet).

This is a 5-alarm Treason Fire. Let’s do a deep-dive through attorney Andrew P. Bakaj’s DON’T PRESS ME BITCH cease-and-desist letter cuz it’s a thing of majestic beauty.

TRANSLATION: GET YOUR BEYOND-MOBBED-UP CLIENT TO STOP MOTIVATING HIS CULT

TRANSLATION: REAGAN ONCE BID FAREWELL TO CHALLENGER ASTRONAUTS AND YOUR CLIENT RAW-DOGGED A PORN STAR

TRANSLATION: LET’S CALL FAT-TONY 2 SCOOPS TO TAKE CARE OF THIS PROBLEM

TRANSLATION: DUDE YOUR CLIENT IS NUTTIER THAN A FRUITCAKE

TRANSLATION: CALL OFF ALL THEM MAFIA GOONS, FAKE PASTORS AND OTHER NUDNIKS OR WE’LL DROP THE HAMMER ON ALL Y’ALLS

I’ve written in this space about lawyer-patriots’ trying to smack down that out-of-control suicide cult masquerading as an administration*; as a layperson who enjoys keeping things light I hope I’ve done it justice. Donald Trump and his entire crime family got away with everything while supporting Russian mafia in Manhattan, but they’re about to be in a world of legal hurt.

As always, if you have insider information you can share please drop me a note anytime. Cranky Yank is a safe space for whistleblowers and confidential tips. 🇨


Will Pollocksideways is a perpetually crabby New York City escapee based in Midtown Atlanta. He’s a freelance multimedia journalist, media analyst and author of two books (award-wining Pizza for Good & Leaving Triscuit), with more on the way.

In 2001, Will earned his Masters from The Medill School of Journalism, graduating with highest honors from the magazine sequence. As permanent member of Journalism’s National Honors Society, he’s been active in monitoring, writing and blogging about media and journalism ever since he graduated.

Obsessed with good storytelling and journalistic excellence, Will uses snark, humor and reason to distill dumb shit and make it fun. He’s a seeker/maker of non-consensus news, and helps you cure crankies by finding the nut in every story.

As for-profit media continues to fail us, it’s more important than ever to find reliable sources. Authentic storytelling exists—you just have to look for it. On this blog you’ll get ideas, not ideology. Sass with class. Reporting with rapport. Evidence with a touch of evil. You get the idea.

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