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  • Jokes

My latest for Urban Dictionary: ‘Window Cancer’ ‘Shamble Bangs’ ‘Flaking the Chain’ & More! (NSFW)

  • by Will Pollock
  • Posted on January 10, 2023
  • Cranky in the Aisle

Rudy Giuliani’s saliva tried to escape his mouth without being detected

  • by Will Pollock
  • Posted on December 24, 2019
  • Jokes

‘So glad I brought vodka’: Stephanie Miller babysits MAGA Barbie

  • by Will Pollock
  • Posted on March 17, 2019
  • Jokes

With Trump fixer Michael Cohen about to flip, ‘taint team’ is even more relevant today

  • by Will Pollock
  • Posted on June 13, 2018June 13, 2018
  • Jokes

The hilarious scrunchy faces of Devin Nunes, explained

  • by Will Pollock
  • Posted on February 6, 2018
  • Jokes

Stormy with a chance of Daniels | Johnson’s ‘Secret Society’ joke | ATL is on 🔥 & More—CrankyYank Vol. 77

  • by Will Pollock
  • Posted on January 26, 2018
  • Jokes

I’ve read Carter Page’s testimony and there are jokes. SOOO many jokes—CrankyYank Vol. 73

  • by Will Pollock
  • Posted on November 10, 2017
  • #Resist

Stellar: Late-night comedians react to #Charlottesville with strong #Resistance

  • by Will Pollock
  • Posted on August 15, 2017August 16, 2017
  • Jokes

My gift to you this weekend: @REALDonaldTrump’s ‘Resting Vagina Hands’

  • by Will Pollock
  • Posted on June 2, 2017
  • Election 2016

CrankyYank Vol. 35: @Cher Some Laughs | Ctrl+Alt-Right+Del | Epic Pentatonic & More [UPDATED]

  • by Will Pollock
  • Posted on August 25, 2016August 26, 2016
  • Entertainment

CrankyYank Vol. 13: ‘Better Call’ Emmy | Green Scream | Raising Arizona Rankles & More [UPDATED]

  • by Will Pollock
  • Posted on March 24, 2016April 14, 2016
  • Entertainment

CrankyYank Vol. 11: Succeeding Stewart | ‘RainBRO’ Will Shine | Political LOLs & More

  • by Will Pollock
  • Posted on March 10, 2016March 10, 2016
  • Jokes

CrankyYank Vol. 2: Highway Robbery | ‘Homeland’ Hologram | Remember ‘Imagine’ & More [UPDATED]

  • by Will Pollock
  • Posted on December 10, 2015February 12, 2016

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Ugly politics. Lazy journalism. Sh*tty software. Nutjobs. Cell phones at salad bars. Sloppy filmmaking. Littering. These are a few of my crankiest things.

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